- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Alchohol.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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