- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

. . I am a whale

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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