What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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