- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Water? I hardly know her.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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