How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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