- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

There's my tractor.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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