- Anti Joke

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

whats brown and sticky a stick

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

what's worse then a blowjob?

A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Knock knock. Come right on in.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Knock knock. Who's there?

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

Hey, speaking of anti jokes, there is much in the bible that facinates me, but that I find to be... Very... Ilogical, but then again I know a lot about the spiritual to open the the possibility to the (maybe) fact that the answers lie in the spiritual realm or you know whatever you prefer to call it. But you know, God has existed for eternities eternal etc, forever, and only some few thousand years ago he decided to let there be light? Kinda makes sense to why he was such a hardass in the first testament, I mean wow it must have been depressive for eternal eternities until he created light huh? Maybe he slept as many other Gods tend to do in a theological perspective. The other that baffles me completely: God has an enemy known as Sin, that is so powerful that he must sacrifice his own son in order to keep it away? I mean has Sin ever sacrificed anything to good? In that way they would be opposites and not God sarcificing stuff as humans sacrificed stuff animals (and almost a son Iscaac right? Because you know God and Satan where kinda chummy and enjoyed betting and good sport... My viewpoint at least) And Now I just repeat myself, but if Light was Gods first invention, who created voice? Was it part of his being? Why was light not part of his being? Is light not the path to God? "The Light"? Its horsehead Network and I do not expect much of this site sincerely, but if you find the time, the care, the love and Guidance of God provides (yeah I am appealing to your Good Christian side) then please find it in your Jesus filled heart to leave me what you think is missing or perhaps I do not understand at all. And if I ever become a Christian again, ill tell God and Jesus that you where the person that got me there, put in a good word for eternal life huh? Get you and maybe even your mother and father that made you that kind with Gods guidance a nice V.I.P place up there huh? If there is a God out there, he loves all the same yeah, but he keeps favorites, I mean those that suffer eternally in hell... I don't like questioning what I do not understand to a certain tangible degree, but does he do this with the same love he treats those that go to heaven?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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