- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

So a horse walks into a barn.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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