What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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