A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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