Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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