- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Not a joke.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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