- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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