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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What is the difference?

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

I? Everett

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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