- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

my egg roll

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Make me famous

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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