- Anti Joke

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh