- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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