- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

why are black people so fast? because there black

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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