- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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