Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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