What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Women can vote? wtf

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Do you play piano? No

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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This is an anti joke

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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