what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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No!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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