you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

what's black? a lot of things.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

My mom

A blind man watches TV

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

New mission: refuse this mission

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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