Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

I <3 Hitler

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

A blind man watches TV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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