Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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