- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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