Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

The FCC

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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