A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Neil Lewis

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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