- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Jordan is pregant

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

You're a big fat monkey.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

its funny cuz i laughed!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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