What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

autistic kids rock

Your mother is so fat.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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