- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Neil Lewis

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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