- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

once upon a time, it snowed

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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