- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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