why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why didn't he finish his

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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