- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Ask me if im a tree? No

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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