- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

AIDS

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Your mom.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Womens basketball

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Caramel Boing.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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