- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Roses are red, yup.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What do you call your mom? Mom

You know whats funny Aids

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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