Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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