Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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