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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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