What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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