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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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