A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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