A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Badabing.

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hi mom

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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poop

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Antijokes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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