What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

you dint have to be a jew matt

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Antijokes...

poop

Badabing.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

its funny cuz i laughed!

hi mom

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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