- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Mahmy

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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