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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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