- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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