Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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