- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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