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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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roses are red violets are blue

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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People...

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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