Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Smelly Indians.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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