what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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