Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Feminism.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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