What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Cliterus

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Women's rights

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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