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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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kennah campion... being nice

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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