- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Ring Ring Hello? Click

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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