- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

tea with milk?

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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