- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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