- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Your mam is so fat.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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