a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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