- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Womens rights

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Rush Limbaugh

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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