Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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women's rights

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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tea with milk?

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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