- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Tim likes girls

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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