- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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