- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Your mam is so fat.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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