- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

identical jokes get different votes.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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