- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Bags of delicious poop.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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